No asshole, I meant A GIRL that’s why I said A GIRL.
Don’t fucking take me post and twist it into your ignorant shit. I said what I meant.
Jesus Christ it happens on every one of them and every time it makes me want to chew their asses off.
FRIENDLY REMINDER: Harry has probably gone at it with a girl so hard and so long that afterwards he needed a hit from his inhaler. His breathing so irregular and his chest so impossibly tight from all the ways he’d taken her.
Ahhhhh I’m so pumped! First of three concerts this summer and probably the most important as it’s my 11 year old nieces first concert ever!
Reminder to those who are going tonight, if you see me PLEASE don’t come up to me and say “I love your blog.” Or “I love your writing” basically NO REFERENCES TO THE BLOG WHATSOEVER my niece will have a million questions and she’ll tell everyone in my family and then I’ll have to kill you. I like you people…I don’t want to kill you. That would make me sad. Just think to yourself would you want someone coming up to YOU in public when you’re with your family and talking about your blog and smutty Harry fan fic? NO! This is my dirty little secret guys so lets be kind to Bee and respect that.
BUT if you see me and want to say hi, wave, grab a quick picture, that’s ok. I’ll be wearing a multi-colored Maxi dress. Pay attention to @PrezOBLT on twitter to see if I can break away to meet people at any point just please understand that my niece is my top priority.
Tweet at me if you’re there and I’ll keep up with my twitter as I can.
HAVE FUN AND LOVE YOU GUYS!
Haha you didn’t look too hard then because it’s definitely there. Probably on the 2nd or 3rd page of my blog.
I’m on vacation with no laptop and haven’t been posting that’s why you haven’t seen me :-)
I’m sorry but if you believe Harry uses girls as an alternative to masturbation than he would be a purely shit guy…every guy masturbates. Every. Guy. I don’t think he “fucks” for sport or every day, which is as often as the average teenaged boy masturbates.
FRIENDLY REMINDER: Harry Styles probably masturbated today. Maybe it was before he got out of bed. He just had to slip his hand down and relieve the ache caused by whatever dream he had. Maybe it was in the shower. The warm water feeling too good as it ran down his body. Maybe it was after a long day, needing to let out the tension and stress….maybe it’s right now….
Hey, no I noticed when I posted that sometimes it deleted paragraph breaks which makes the dialogue confusing. Not rude at all, it wasn’t intentional just posting to Tumblr changes the format sometimes :-/
I will never understand why a picture of him with a freaking CHEESE on his head gets to me so much…but he looks as if he just woke up and he looks so comfy and his pouty lips…I just want to tackle him back to the bed.
Oh how I missed M&G pictures….that mahogany colored adorable bastard.
The look on his face severely hurts me…as does his perpetually hard nipples and that GOD DAMNED BLACK FEDORA!!!!
Another instance of Harry vs.Gravity…..Gravity will always prevail.
He’s puckering….so clearly he wants me to ambush him stage right and ram my tongue down his throat…..
It would probably be wrong to, while he’s signing, reach forward and and push my hands through his hair then quickly pinch his nipples……that would probably be wrong right??